Tired

annoyed, asleep, beat,broken-down, burned out, collapsing, consumed, dog-tired, done in, drained, drooping, droopy, drowsy, empty, enervated, exasperated, faint, fatigued, fed up, flagging, haggard, irked, irritated, jaded, narcoleptic, overtaxed, overworked, played out, run-down, sleepy, spent, wasted, weary, whacked, worn out = me, right now and since Friday.

Fucking shattered, thats another.

I have developed a theory. A theory more illuminating and earth shattering that my proof that time travel is impossible. I am unable to articulate it effectively at present and am still gather data to support my already overwhelming body of evidence. All will come clear soon. Sit tight. Continue plundering and pillaging. I am annoyed I have had no reports of your plunderous exploits. Motherfuckers.

Confused.

I have been working a 12 hour night shift since last Monday. I'm a bit all over the place. It's odd sleeping during the day and working all night. I don't realise that days are going by so when it was Friday I was convinced it was Wednesday. Very odd altogether. Forgive my absence. Hopefully I will be finished with this soon and won't have to work ever again, for a while. In my absence, go forth pillage, plunder and destroy.

Motherfucker.

Fuck bees and fuck Michael Jackson. I respect the jurys deicision but acquited on all charges. Damn! I bet hes fondling himself right now.

Hot damn!

That was the best damn abduction ever! The food was fantastic, the company invigorating and the women were well educated. I even got to see "Sin City" which kicks a fucking ton of ass. If Revenge of the Sith and Sin City were in School Sin City would be a bully and Revenge would be a pussy.

Alas, all good abductions must come to an end. I shot my way out. Bloody. It was their own fault though for giving me a gun and for expecting my family to pay a hundred grand for my sorry ass. Yeah like thats going to happen. Motherfuckers. I am back. Better than sometimes.