Tired

annoyed, asleep, beat,broken-down, burned out, collapsing, consumed, dog-tired, done in, drained, drooping, droopy, drowsy, empty, enervated, exasperated, faint, fatigued, fed up, flagging, haggard, irked, irritated, jaded, narcoleptic, overtaxed, overworked, played out, run-down, sleepy, spent, wasted, weary, whacked, worn out = me, right now and since Friday.

Fucking shattered, thats another.

I have developed a theory. A theory more illuminating and earth shattering that my proof that time travel is impossible. I am unable to articulate it effectively at present and am still gather data to support my already overwhelming body of evidence. All will come clear soon. Sit tight. Continue plundering and pillaging. I am annoyed I have had no reports of your plunderous exploits. Motherfuckers.