Sunday, June 12, 2005

Hot damn!

That was the best damn abduction ever! The food was fantastic, the company invigorating and the women were well educated. I even got to see "Sin City" which kicks a fucking ton of ass. If Revenge of the Sith and Sin City were in School Sin City would be a bully and Revenge would be a pussy.

Alas, all good abductions must come to an end. I shot my way out. Bloody. It was their own fault though for giving me a gun and for expecting my family to pay a hundred grand for my sorry ass. Yeah like thats going to happen. Motherfuckers. I am back. Better than sometimes.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

We'll be seeing you again, Mister Ian.

12:26 a.m., June 13, 2005  
Blogger Mirepoix said...

Welcome back.

Now if you would be so kind as to let me tie you up I'd like to do a little abducting of my own.

12:41 a.m., June 13, 2005  
Blogger Ian said...

Its going to be hard after I shoot off your face, fool.

12:41 a.m., June 13, 2005  
Blogger Mirepoix said...

you can shoot something in my face


hehe

(sorry couldn't resist)

12:53 a.m., June 13, 2005  

Post a Comment

<< Home