MEGA-yawn
Sorry, I haven't posted in some time. Get used to it. My exams started on Friday and go on untill, like, forever. I have financial management tomorrow. It's shit. I don't like it. I am not looking forward to the exam. I might fail. If that happens I will cry. Tears taste nice. I lost a handout and had to get the points that were in the handout from a website. It was then my intention to study the aforementioned points incase they came up in the form of a question tomorrow. I have been distracted by the internet, its siren call has seduced me. I ate too much sugar today. I hate that. I need a haircut. I don't know when I will next be able to get a hair cut. I forgot to do my laundry today. I hope I have clean socks for tomorrow. Not to mention underwear, although they are not as vital as socks. I need to learn more stuff for tomorrow. Kazzam.
posted by Ian at 11:02 p.m.
7 Comments:
Best of Luck
Is the weather good enough so you can get away with wearing sandals
Get a haircut, you yahoo!!
You should see his hair now. It has grown two feet, at least, since friday. I could see that he tried to get it slicked back with chicken fat but there's too much. This morning it just stuck up at irregular angles and grabbed at any food near-by. Towards the end of the exam, it started to cough and everyone got pissed off because it was deep and scrappy, more of a yelp than a cough and it lasted several minutes.
He is a yahoo.
Is his hair actually alive?
Yea, there are unsubstantiated reports that his hair has eaten some small goats but that's all hear-say and conjecture. But, at night, if you put your ear to the ground you might just hear it crawling... crawling along under the dirt looking for little children to eat up greedily.
BEWARE THE HAIR BENEATH THE STAIR! my dying mother moaned on her death bed. I thought she was mad with disease but... I don't know anymore.
Robert. That would make an excellent horror movie, scary hair is really popular in japanese horror films and some asain action flicks have crazy hair fighting. awesome. I think you could blow that comment out to a very funny story if you wanted
Yeah!!!! do it, go on.
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