I have made a decision.

I think everything should be accompanied by sound effects and that everyone should have their own theme music. This is a hard post to write as I find I cannot adequately describe/spell sound effects. Let me try, I think whenever one abruptly turns around, there should be a squeek/screech noise, like running shoes on a wooden floor. Whenever someone turns there head, quickly and meaningfully, there should be either a bang of a drum or a swishing noise. Also when someone points, for emphasis or the like, there should be the cracking of a whip. Whenever someone gets an idea, we should all be able to hear the sound of a fluorescent light coming on.

As for theme music, that would be personal and optional. I think I would have a playlist of various themes. They would include:

1. Eye of the tiger by Survivor
2. Sexy Boy by Air (Just to boost my self confidence and make everyone else think I was a conceited prick)
3. Two tickets to paradise by Eddie Money
4. Fuck her gently by Tenacious D (Its just so damned informative!)

I think this was a shit post sorry. If you want something really good go here http://www.johnandpaul.blogspot.com and read the fighting for freedom post, actually just go there and read anything, everything on there kicks some amount of ass.