Fucking "Paddys Day"

Yeah so today was "Paddys Day" or Saint Patricks Day as it should be known, but like virtually everything in todays society the sentiment and purpose behind St. Patricks day has been lost and the occasion has been mutated into some preverse commercial excercise in cheap advertising and rampant advertising. I was at the parade today. I havent been at a St. Patricks day parade for yers upon years. It was shit. The Irish air force did a fly by. Do you want to know what the Irish air force consists of? 5 fucking turbo prop aircraft! yes 5, FIVE! If we had been invaded today, Ireland would have been fucked, royally. I mean we used to have jets but then they were decommisioned and we get turbo props! I mean for fuck sake if the most loser of countries have jet fighters. Not us though. Anyway that wasnt the most annoying thing. The most annoying thing was that there were only 2 floats. The rest of the parade was just god damn Ford Transit vans dragging some random shit along behind it. Fucking Transit Vans! Most of them were covered in some sort of flagrant, unimaginative advertising and then a little flag or paper shamrock to mark the day. I am so not going next year. Heap of shit.
If I was Superman would have been wailing on everyone at that utter farce of a parade. I've never seen more boy scouts in my life. We probably have more little bitch scouts in the country than soldiers. The scouts with hurleys are our first line of defense, I think. God knows the air force, actually its called the "air corps" (lets face it, its not a force), couldn't stop an attack. Actually it couldn't stage an attack either.
Motherfucker.