Titanic Tuesday

Why Titanic Tuesday? I hear you ask. Because right around fucking lunch time it sank like a badly built ship hit in the face and then kicked square in the nuts by a massive hunk of floating ice, yes an ice berg for you smartasses.Yeah, square in the nuts. Zap! No fucking children for Tuesday. Why did it sink so dramtically? Simple, there was the worst atmosphere I have ever experienced in college today. Maybe people are just anxious to get their holidays or maybe they all just hate my guts because of my keen intellect, incredibly sharp sense of humour and my ability to make people spontaneously fall over. That or some people are just ass holes.

Yeah so anyway, I have this lecturer from Co.Clare, a small rural county in Ireland for the ill-educated among you, and he has the thickest country accent of any lecturer, EVER. To keep the class from going all out crazy he flakes(translation: forcefully strikes) a table with a metal bar thats been lying around the class for a few weeks. Now as if that wasn't hilarious enough, because of his accent, the word "stick" comes out as "shtick". So when he said "Now, where's my shtick" I almost cracked up but contained myself due to images of him flaking my head with his "shtick" and feasting on the oxygenated, blood rich goo that would gush forth.

Another thing that came up today, whats the deal with Principalities? Are they too good to be a democracy but not good enough to be a monarchy? Fucking hipster countries, "oh Daddy gave me this country, I'm a prince you know! scoff scoff". Oh yeah and John Baptist, you're absoltely fucking right my man. Hipsters fuck hipsters to make more hispters, untill eventually there will be legions of homgenous men and women taking over the planet, wearing the current "in" clothes, sorry, "fashions", and listening to the "in artists". Artists, what a stupid fucking term. Do you paint the damn album? I didnt fucking think so.
Motherfucker.