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Yeah, so thanks for visiting my blog. How are you? I'm new at all this but I really like the idea of blogs so I've decided to post all the random shit that comes to my mind during the day, week month, year, whatever. Like what do impersonation Santas do for the other 10 or 11 months of the year? Are they unemployed? Do they have a union? Or just the longest holidays of any workforce, ever! Oh and does anyone know the origin of the saying "Push the envelope"? Anyway I love pushing the envelope, not enough to become a mailman though, too much cycling and beating up dogs for my liking. And some dogs can fight back so if you meet one of them Bam! You're fucked. Ok, I'm gonna give it a rest but I'll post again soon. Thats if anyone is reading this...