What should I title this?

I have been experiencing some odd urges of late. I see random people on the street, the bus, some ignorant motherfucker in class and I get an almost uncontrollable urge to absolutely beat the shit out of them. It happened on Sunday and on Monday. On sunday I was going to the cinema and there was this scumbag walking past me. I really wanted to grab him, throw him on the ground and begin slamming his dispicable face against the ground.

On Monday some asshole, sitting in the row behind me, was mouthing off about some bullshit. I desperately wanted to reach around, land a punch square in his face, pull over the desk and begin pummeling the shit out of him.

Now I have a bit of a temper but I have found the past few days quite interesting because not only have I wanted to assault random people I also think about it in great detail, graphic and brutal detail. I think I have some pent up aggression of late. I really need to invest in a punching bag. I'd beat the stuffing out of the motherfucker. It would be like Rocky except cooler, more eloquent and Irish.

One of my lecturers was asking the class questions today on a sample questionnaire and what was wrong with it. Everyone who answered was like "Oh well, I think the problem is that blah, blah, blah....." or "Could it be that....." But I was all like "listen to me motherfucker, this is the fucking problem right here boy. Problem, bitch?" Well I can't remember my exact words but it was something along those lines anyway.