Are you ready? Lets begin.
It is Saturday. I have established a number of things:
- Women are confusing and usually don't know what they want untill it's too late.
- I will never understand women. Never.
- Corn on the cob is truly fantastic. If you don't agree then you are a communist facist.
- Ginger ale is also incredible. I am debating whether it is more, or less, incredible than corn on the cob, for now it is comparable.
- Gloabal warming is a fact. It reached a high of 17 degrees celsius here today. Not very high at all by some standards but when one considers that the average summer temperature in Ireland is approximately 19 degrees celsius, it is quite impressive.
- I quite like both The Fast and The Furious and 2 Fast 2 Furious. This goes against my better judgement and I am mildly ashamed to admit it. But everyone has to agree that the cop chick in the second one is HOT!
- Galaxy chocolate is stickier than Cadburys chocolate. I have as yet not decided which brand is better. Both have their pros and cons.
- As I grow older my disdain for scooters increases and my annoyance with the owners of such vehicles increases proportionally.
- Sleep is vital.
I have an iceberger in the freezer I'm going to go eat that shit and watch some TV.
Motherfucker.
posted by Ian at 4:23 a.m.
6 Comments:
oh yes. I also enjoy 2 fast 2 furious.
The best part is at the beginning of the race where one of the racers in approached by a girl and she put his hand on her breast and say someting like if you lose this will be yours but if you win she'll be yours too then guestures to her friend but it always looks like she is talking about her other breast. It cracks me up.
Hell I'd be happy to find a girl who'd just talk dirty to me.
I can do that!
*dirt mud earthworms*
you want it I got it!
I can also do the other dirty as well.
The other dirty is good too.
Ian, am I allowed to molest you on your blog?
awww no molestation
:(
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