My List of cool inventions.
Sorry guys, I had no ideas for what to post but felt strongly compelled to post something tonight. Then after reading a few of the comments on here I had a brainwave . "Make a list of my favorite inventions! Yeah, great idea!" Now that I am coming to do it, I'm not so sure. It might be shit but here goes:
- That chair Stephen Hawking has (especially the model that appeared in a Simpsons episode).
- Magnum P.I.
- The DeLorean
- Swords, actually most forms of weaponry. Its sexy.
- Toothpaste and dental floss.
- Porsche 911's
- Blogger
- Deoderant
- ATM & Credit Cards
- The Space Shuttle
- Erectile dysfunction treatments, not that I need anything like that. I just think its good.
- The West Wing
- Bridges
- Air craft.
- DVD's
- Spray Cheese
- The League of Nations and the U.N.
posted by Ian at 10:36 p.m.
21 Comments:
Magnum P.I. isn't an invention, you stupid asshole. It's a gift from God.
You should take some pictures of you and your sword.
How did you get it? Story please.
Ian, can i suck your dick please!!??
I followed the link and went to the site and let me state for the record that I am not a man. If you're going to impersonate me for porn sites at least have them be girl porn sites.
COME ON PEOPLE REALLY!
fucking hell.
Motherfucker.
but so Ian can I?
:P~~
Sorry that was really inappropriate of me. I was trying to be sarcastic now it just makes me want to cringe.
sorry.
Sabi, bad, bad girl!!!
I'll whip that ass good. Oh yeah.
I have a theory.
Remember when Mr. Anonymous went and wrote I rape donkey's for a living on johnandpaul? Well at first I thought maybe that was one of these mysterious porn bots but when I went back and checked to comment it didn't have a www.cock.com tag like theses ones have been having. But didn't these "I like cock" things start showing up AFTER the whole to do with the unknown slut hater? So far it has only been the same two sites slut.com and cock.com and the comments are here not an j&P but still I'm wondering if there is a connection b/c the donkey rapist and the person who claims I like to eat dogshit for breakfast (especially when Mr. A said he wanted to shit all over my shoes)
Mistress Jessie - bust out the paddle! My ass is yours.
Is there anyway to block this Dude. I hate spam like this. Although, it is a clever use of names and I always appriciate a new twist on an old idea.
But fuck it. I hate see one of you saying some shit you didn't say. It pisses me off so much, I crap myself.
I like to suck cock. My own, at that.
Sorry to confuse you. That was me. :P
But I think Sabi's theory is right... let's see what happens now she's said that...
You know, I think one of us (Ian maybe) went on anonymously and said 'I rape donkeys' as a fabulous insult. But I could be wrong.
And I don't think there is definitely a connection between this and that. There are plenty of shit people out there running around leaving crap comments. Shit, I do it myself sometimes, though not anonymously. It's totally possible for two different assholes to leave comments after each other.
But, maybe I'm full of puppy poop.
it was a theory.
Oi Jessie - I think your blog is down now, my High C is still down but the Marquise is up.
Yeah, I know. Sent you an email. Don't know what's going on.
Perhaps the blogger gods are smiting us for our sinful ways.
Bite me, Blogger gods!!!
Fuck the Gods of Blog. At least, you still have the enormously entertaining Irish blogs to keep you sane during these harsh winter months.
I'm afraid to burst your hair-gel bubble Rob but I have posted none of the anonymous, offensive comments. I would have been more imaginative then "I rape donkeys" Come on, thats fucking amateur shit right there. I would have been all like, " I rape abominable snowmen because those motherfucking cocksuckers squeel like bitchs. Oh yeah!"
The U.N. doesn't qualify as an invention, I don't think. And it DEFINITELY shouldn't be on the list of greatest inventions - it has been completely obsolete for many years. I don't think an invention should be allowed to become obsolete in less than fifty years and still be deemed 'great'. Do you? (I mean, now that I've said my spiel, because you obviously did before...)
I think the fact that humanity banded together to fight for the common good of all mankind is a highly courageous and admirable feat. It is true that it is does not function to its full potential but it still is a vital concept to the furtherance of the human race.
Ian you need to stop posting these comments that show that you're a good person with ideals and good morals and go back to J walking.
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