You know, today in college Ian was all "I have a mega runny nose, motherfucker". So, I was like "So... like, watchu gonna do abou' it?" And with that question, he took a ran outside and chopped down a great tree. Using his strong man-hands, he paired the tree down to a small tissue probably wasting 99.95% of the tree. Then, to my eternal surprise, he landed across to a girl from our class who did badly on todays exam. She was crying. "There there" he said rubbing the tears from her face using the newly fashioned tissue. Everyone, inclusing me, assumed he was being nice but BAM, he slammed her away from him. And he blew his nose so loudly, a dead guy came in and told him to shut up.
You see, he was just using the girls tears as a balm so he wouldn't dry his nose...
Robert when you tell stories like this it only increases my unrelenting lust and desire for Ian. My new mission in life is to be the tear-nose balm provder of Ian Hamilton. I'm going to get a lachrymatory for that sole purpose.
Rob, fantastic comment despite the woeful spelling. It could be a post in itself, I laughed. Lots.
Sabi, I might be better by tomorrow dont do nothin' stupid.
Glitterglamgirl05, the redness of my nose is an interesting topic. It didn't get red untill yesterday evening as I ran out of balsam tissues and had not resorted to using tears. So for Tuesday, Wednesday and most of Thursday the redness was neglible but last night and today BAM! its very red and sore.
I was thinking about deleting them, but Im sick AND lazy so maybe I will just leave them for prosterity and when Im a world famous blogger I can have chaudes killed, or mamed. Whichever suits.
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Just for your nose or for something else?
ehehe
Explosive diarrhea indeed....
Explosive diarrhea = mega sexy.
You know, today in college Ian was all "I have a mega runny nose, motherfucker". So, I was like "So... like, watchu gonna do abou' it?"
And with that question, he took a ran outside and chopped down a great tree. Using his strong man-hands, he paired the tree down to a small tissue probably wasting 99.95% of the tree.
Then, to my eternal surprise, he landed across to a girl from our class who did badly on todays exam. She was crying.
"There there" he said rubbing the tears from her face using the newly fashioned tissue. Everyone, inclusing me, assumed he was being nice but BAM, he slammed her away from him. And he blew his nose so loudly, a dead guy came in and told him to shut up.
You see, he was just using the girls tears as a balm so he wouldn't dry his nose...
Ian is my hero.
Robert when you tell stories like this it only increases my unrelenting lust and desire for Ian. My new mission in life is to be the tear-nose balm provder of Ian Hamilton. I'm going to get a lachrymatory for that sole purpose.
You wet anal slut.
You know me so well
Jesus, I can't type to save my fucking life.
I'm surprised you lot can read my comments.
He took a ran..
inclusing....
I suck.
Ouch! Your nose must be red
Rob, fantastic comment despite the woeful spelling. It could be a post in itself, I laughed. Lots.
Sabi, I might be better by tomorrow dont do nothin' stupid.
Glitterglamgirl05, the redness of my nose is an interesting topic. It didn't get red untill yesterday evening as I ran out of balsam tissues and had not resorted to using tears. So for Tuesday, Wednesday and most of Thursday the redness was neglible but last night and today BAM! its very red and sore.
Jesus chaudes attacked lennon & mccartney as well. I deleted every comment but it's fucking rude.
I was thinking about deleting them, but Im sick AND lazy so maybe I will just leave them for prosterity and when Im a world famous blogger I can have chaudes killed, or mamed. Whichever suits.
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