Filler.
19 funny things to do in a bathroom stall
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here,
please?"
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonyous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall
wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say,"Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here,
please?"
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonyous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall
wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say,"Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
posted by Ian at 8:56 p.m.
14 Comments:
This list is nothing without number 7.
My loss, I stopped reading it at six.
Quitter.
Did you even see my comments about your hair?
Yes.
I am formulating a post about my hair.
Yes. WOOH! *Punches the air*
Cross pollenate and post it on Lennon & McCartney.
ok. It probably wont get posted for a while though because I want it to be good and these exams are having a negative effect on my posting ability.
Yea fucking exams. Man, I.T is a whore. I was doing Management Inforation Systems and they suck balls. Actually, I should get back to it. I want to have at least an idea of that area before I go to bed tonight.
Yeah Im going to hit the bricks for a while before bed and at least figure out what I.T. stands for.
6 and 7 are the shit. Well done, mate.
Ian these look familiar did you steal them from somewhere?
Oh yeah, I meant to say it. I didnt invent this list. I got emailed it about 4 years ago but my friend ger had an experience with a toilet and an examinations invilgilator that reminded me it so BAM! I posted it.
Ok. It looked familar b/c I think someone emailed this to my mother. My Mother gets crazier email than me
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