Oh shit.
I am totally fucking freaked out tonight. Major fucking paranoia attack going on. We have this security light outside our door with an IR sensor that flicks on whenever someone is coming to the house. It's been scaring the shit out of me. Whenever I am getting ready to go the bed and locking up and shit, it flicks on. I'll be walking to the kitchen and BAM! it flicks on behind me and floods the hall and dining room in eerie security-light light. I don't like it. Tonight I was going to the kitchen and it had been on and flicked off as I walked into the hall. I froze for a few seconds then moved on. As I was returning from the kitchen the fucker flicked on just as I entered the hall. I just stode there until it turned waiting for some burglar/rapist/hillbilly/cannibal/german porn star/long haired kiddie fiddler to burst in and put me into a PG13 situation. The crazy thing is the light has been doing this to me for fucking months! Since, probably, June or July. Fuck. This is almost as bad as being in college and hearing people sitting directly behind talking and then hearing them laugh uncontrollably. Tonight, I will sleep with my sword.
posted by Ian at 1:18 a.m.
9 Comments:
It's the bloody terrorists! motherfuckers
...or...maybe it's that lass you buried last week. hmmm
Call an electrician, I would!
I always sleep with my sword in my hand, prepared for the long haired rapist... give them a taste of their own meds.
Fuck electricians. I think the next time that shit happens I am just going to jump out the door flailing my arms and screaming obscenities.
Push the Envelope is looking the shit now bruffer.
I accidentally cleared some of the changes I made. It will look even more the shit in due course.
I'm surprised that your links are still the ones you start with, motherfucker. You should fucking correct that.
You're the motherfucker.
PUSH THE ENVELOPE: WATCH IT BEND
or turn the sensitivity down on the security light.
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