My genius
This is a message I sent to Rob a little earlier. I'm impressed with it.
I think I am owed an apology, motherfucker! Oh yeah! Ian's always right and dont you forget it! I am the fucking blog master! If there was a song about blogging, it would be called "Ian". Or maybe "Ian is so great". It definitely wouldn't be called "Rob". No fucking way! You're the kind of person who gets killed by bees! I get killed in a courageous Hollywood ending after saving a village full of south-east Asian orphans.
Ian = Right
Rob = Wrong and shit!
I think I am owed an apology, motherfucker! Oh yeah! Ian's always right and dont you forget it! I am the fucking blog master! If there was a song about blogging, it would be called "Ian". Or maybe "Ian is so great". It definitely wouldn't be called "Rob". No fucking way! You're the kind of person who gets killed by bees! I get killed in a courageous Hollywood ending after saving a village full of south-east Asian orphans.
Ian = Right
Rob = Wrong and shit!
posted by Ian at 9:56 p.m.
6 Comments:
When did you send me this? ... I'm going to have to reply with something good.
Hmmmm... what would Ian say?
not too long ago.
Oh, by the way, Ian is considered one of the smartest people to ever grace the revered halls of LIT. It's true.
Girls often stop him on his way to a lecture to ask if they can see his scar. They mistake him for Harry Potter, he is so intelligent.
This blog could do with an update, Ian style.
I'm sick of coming here and reading that I'm wrong and shit. AND SHIT.
forgive me dear Meehan, It shall be done.
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