Monday, September 26, 2005

Dead or alive....

...you're coming with me. So how come Robocop never got shot in that little piece of face that shows from underneath his really cool cyborg-cop hat/mask?

12 Comments:

Blogger Rich Dunbeck said...

That would make too much sense, and the movie would be over in under fifteen minutes. I'm also pretty sure Paul Veerhoven never gave two shits about making sense with his movies.

1:20 a.m., September 26, 2005  
Blogger Robert said...

Rich makes a solid point. Veerhoven was only interested in the european love of dangling cock and heaving breasticles.
No thought was ever paid to logically bullet placement.

5:26 p.m., September 26, 2005  
Blogger Ian said...

Yeah, just look at Star Ship troopers "aim for the brainstem". Asshole.

6:30 p.m., September 26, 2005  
Blogger Robert said...

Wait, who you calling an asshole... asshole?

11:37 p.m., September 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He said asshole.
'lo Ian!
motherfucker

4:23 a.m., September 27, 2005  
Blogger Ian said...

Charlefuckingmaine! Motherfucker.

2:01 p.m., September 27, 2005  
Blogger Robert said...

Charlemaine Jesus... flash in yo' fucking pan... after overheardinnewyork closed it's doors to comments, I thought that part of my internet life was over.... well, i have been proven wrong. Yippee.

2:12 p.m., September 27, 2005  
Blogger Ian said...

Yeah, my mind is blown. I had forgotten all about the notoriety I achieved over there. Now it all comes flooding back and I feel disappointed with my life.

3:20 p.m., September 27, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right O, Ian! Tis Charlemaine back in action.
Now...
let's use YOUR comments board as a chat room!
(where the hell's Virginia?) I haven't been to Overheard in the Lunchroom of the Offices of a Web Site in a while. That shit's so fake anyway.
Does your slag ass still have the same email addy?

I said addy.
what an arse

10:24 p.m., September 27, 2005  
Blogger Ian said...

It's good to see you back in action! Yeah my slag ass still has the same "addy". Damn I feel so 16 when I use addy. Feel free to use the shit out of my comments board. It has been neglected of late due to my lack of posts and my general hostility towards the world. Bunch of motherfuckers if you ask me.

1:11 a.m., September 28, 2005  
Blogger Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

Paul Verhoeven has made some of the finest films known to man. I give you: Showgirls

Starship Troopers is great.

Anybody who has the good sense to cast Michael Ironside as a crazy sergeant major type is a man i would trust with my genitalia.

Apparently there's a bit in Robocop where he is walking on water for a moment (SPOILER: near the end when he stabs bodiker in the head after they drop steel on him)

Go Verhoeven!!!

3:29 p.m., October 24, 2005  
Blogger Mirepoix said...

that is a really good question!!

My guess is villians have shitty aim

12:44 a.m., October 25, 2005  

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